Saturday, July 25, 2009

I've been left!

My wife left took the kid and left me yesterday.

Yeah, she went to Seattle to visit her mother.

Be your own boss

I saw an add in the paper saying I could be my own boss....I called and it was about starting your own business. I thought they were going to give me suggestions about getting rid of my wife!

My wife

My wife asked me if I would ever have an affair....I said, "No, the last thing I need is having 2 women telling me what to do.